I was a little nerdy in my school days. I know, dang near impossible to imagine now. Think of it as a Steve to Stefan type conversion. It excited me when my cross-department classes covered the same topics. Stats are used in economics AND psychology … Awesome!
Well, I had the same feeling when it was revealed that the Bachelor’s very own reality villain Michelle has ties to another sports/entertainment time waster, fantasy basketball. Carlos Boozer left the Utah Jazz for the Chicago Bulls this offseason. There were many logical reasons for this, including leaving a small-market in Salt Lake for the windy city, dreaming of a potential title run paired with Derrick Rose and Joakim Noah, being coached by former Celtics defensive guru Tom Thibodeau instead of old school Jerry Sloan, playing alongside former fellow Dukie Luol Deng, leaving the mecca of those compelling “and I’m a Mormon” commercials before the brainwash becomes successful, or … for following the money. The last reason is a widely expected and accepted reason for the switch.
Well, could he possibly have left to get AWAY FROM the Money? Bachelor Michelle’s last name is Money. She allegedly (and I say “allegedly” because CBS News reported on it, and they’ve been wrong before) had an affair with Carlos that led to the break-up of the Boozer marriage (three Boozer and one "Money" kid involved). Michelle said she thought Carlos’ marriage was already over, which is so grossly negligent regarding a Utah athletic hero that she should get prison time. You can get dong shots of most athletes with a few keystrokes, so I think marital status can be figured out before you get it on.
Lots of people hurt in that situation I’m sure. It took the Brad a while to figure her out, but he’s got to be thrilled he let her go. The looks are gonna fade, honey, so you better start investing in your character before no one is willing to give you the time of day. … and Go Celtics!
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