... and we're off on the roller coaster.
What a group of hotties! I am pleasantly first impressioned.
Michelle is super-confident. She controlled the opening conversation with her eyes, in a good way. Argh. Never mind. Watched the rest of the show and she falls apart. Women, why do I even try to understand thee?
A different Ali may have said "I'm the king of the world!" but this Ali's in the running for queen of mine. She reminds me a bit of Rebecca from "Brothers and Sisters," which is a good thing. I even like the raspy voice. I know, that's weird. I decided I liked girls in overalls during college cuz one attractive one wore them all the time. Can't really defend that.
Tenley's a sweetheart. I remember hearing in a junior high lyceum one time that 98% of marriages between 2 virgins do not end in divorce, so whether you believe that or not, I give her my sympathies and best wishes about getting over the tough times. No one deserves to be cheated on. She comes across as quite meek, which may not survive this kind of house too long.
Ashleigh - YOU are the reason the scale goes to 10. Waiting ... waiting ... ladies, are you still reading? I'm just messing with you. Yes, I do find her cute, but would think most girls would cringe at the valley girl-ness. Was that a dress or a sarong?
"Love is more powerful than flying." Thanks, Jake. Just so you all know, I also find love more powerful than public accounting. I'm guessing I know guys who find love more powerful than media relations, teaching, and the actuarial sciences as well.
Christina - Why make enemies before the game begins with the parting gifts? Bad, dumb move. Major b-word points.
Air National Guard Captain Elizabeth REALLY impressed me. She seems to have a great personality, is self-aware, funny, and has a warmness I find quite appealing. I might even move her into the #1 slot. And then he let her go! Boo! He made some questionable decisions with the roses.
I got a roommate who has been to Geneva, but he would like to spend a night in "Vienna" sometime. Ayo! (Rim shot)
Corrie, you get the "deer in the headlights" freak-out points for the "What do you think about Kissimmee (sounds like "kissing me") line. Reminds me of the recently released beer commercial with the guy struggling to say love you.
Tiana kinda looks plastic.
Channy - Landing strip joke? Pack your bags cuz your landing strip is located in flyover country.
I wanted to make fun of Ed and Jake, but they both were pretty cool tonight.
Great call with bringing out the football. You can tell a lot about a guy by the way he throws a football? Sweet. However, Jake throws like a linebacker. Sorry, shouldn't say stuff like that. Many don't know this, but quarterbacks are on the fringe of acceptance in football circles. The general public think football is all about the qb, but the guys doing the grunt work don't always appreciate the nancy boy wearing the "don't hit me" red jersey in practice and sliding to prevent getting hit. QBs must submit themselves to the culture and thank their linemen, throw a block every once in a while, and respect the body-movers. If you tell a linebacker he throws like an LB, he'll probably tell you that you hit like a quarterback. He'll probably even show you how to hit like a linebacker in short order, so just don't even go there.
I have so much more to say, but going to bed is probably a better decision at this point. Fill the comments up! I'd like to believe I'm not talking to myself. :)
